The Lost Greek Penis Game
Why, oh why, are so many Greek statues, well... penis-less? Before you jump to conclusions, it’s not just a wild ancient Greek party gone wrong!
For starters, those early Christians weren’t fans of nudity. They were known for altering ancient art with a hammer and chisel. Then there were those other conservative folks across millennia who engaged in acts of vandalism. Now, add in the wear and tear of earthquakes, rain, and weather. It turns out that Hercules’ abs could endure for centuries, but his ‘little Hercules’ not so much. Speaking of which, have you ever wondered why most Greek statues have smaller private parts?
Well, back in the day, a smaller package meant sophistication and self-control. So yes, while you could bench-press a mountain, your ‘centurion’ stayed tiny, at least if you had your own statue.
Now, the fun begins! In this card game, you channel your inner detective and reunite these statues with their long-lost (and, let’s be honest, upsized) penises. To keep things spicy, we’ve color-coded these sculptures and their... assets.
Time to make some classic matches!
THE RULES
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Each player takes 6 cards (2-4 players)
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Make a pile with the remaining cards
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Reveal the top card - start clockwise
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The aim is to find the correct match
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If you cannot create a match, pick up a card from the pile. In case that card is the correct one you can match it up. If not, you keep it.
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If you create a match you can throw any card you like on top
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If you have an already matched pair in your hands you can throw the pair and an another card on top.
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The game ends when the first player has no more cards in his/her/they hands
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When you throw your last card, you have to say PENIS out loud. If you forget to say it, pick another card and continue playing
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If the game gets stuck, the player with the smallest penis card wins